I like to steal daddy’s pizza right off the ottoman.
I Like To Steal Daddys Pizza Right Off The

I like to steal daddy’s pizza right off the ottoman.
We have a 3 acre backyard. Everytime I try to take off Simba’s costume he’ll run and hide in the horse stables. I’m afraid I’ll never get him out of this costume!
Hello from South Africa! 😉
My name is Tiva, and I like to roll in things. Today I found an old campfire on the beach. I thought it was brilliant, my owners however…
I think this [male] cat is my mom.
My name is ellee I like to scratch myself and hit my leg on the floor in the middle of the night then bark because I think someone is at the door! I’m sure my neighbors below me appreciate it too.
I wait until my parents aren’t looking and then I dance in my water bowl. I have no shame. Love, Watson the corgi
I jump on the table when mom isn’t home, but am too afraid to jump down. Mom comes home to find me on the table… who knows how long I’ve been stuck up there.
“I sit in front of this vent daily, making the house smell of me…and my farts.” Love, Rocky, the 15 year old black lab.
I wait until my dad is safely trapped in the shower then I sneak into the bathroom and steal his underwear.