Dog Shaming

Whenever Mom Dad Have Private Time I Sit

Whenever Mom & Dad have “Private Time” I sit outside the door and howl like I am dying. Now everybody knows our business!

-Hank

I push the cat out of his bed and steal it.

I carry around my bowl hoping strangers will feed me a second dinner- Amos

Time out: For attacking the vacuum cleaner.

I was so scared of the fireworks, I busted down the cat door to get inside. Now there’s a big hole in the door and it’s freezing outside!

I thought we were sharing this time

Hi, i’m buddy from sunny Singapore! I shredded up the curtains in mummy’s room and got tangled up in them shreds…

Editor’s note: Hello Singapore!!

I pretend I need to potty outside, but really I’m just looking for slugs to eat. Mmm, slimy.

I climb up the cat tree and I eat the cat food, but I have to be lifted into the car.

I dug this hole