I ate the last piece of pizza. I have no regrets.
Murphy waits until we get up to get a drink and then moves in for his favourite food.
Murphy’s my Name, Pizza’s my Game.
Key Lime Pi’lfering
I spy with my little eye, a key lime pie that I will try…
That’s the Wrong Kind of Bowl
I pee in my brother’s bowl because I get mad that he gets to eat food too!
I’m English…not Scottish!
I ate a hole in my mom’s scarf that her friend brought her from Scotland! She went berserk!
Arctic Dog
I like to run around outside when it is -20
Athena the Treasure Seeker
This is our German Shepherd puppy, Athena. She sneaks into the basement and dumps the cat box to find buried treasure to eat. Yuck!
Need more fiber
Teddy gets into my bathroom trash can when I’m not paying attention.
I like to eat used kleenex. Tasty!
Ho ho oh no you Didn’t!
They left me alone in the house, uncrated, to see what I would do. I opened the unlocked interior garage door, setting off the alarm. Then the police came …
Dynamite Daisy Doxie Defeats Foes!
I chew holes in mommy’s panties so I can fight crime as the masked wrestler Dynamite Daisy!
I Like to Watch
Mia peed on the headrest of the couch, Samadhi watched.
