Arnold loves to fart up a storm under the sheets while we’re sleeping. He also snores like a tractor!
Starved To Death
Isabelle swears I starve her to death – gives me the pitiful eyes while I am eating ANYTHING!
Egg-stremely Sneaky Pups
We pushed a new batch of eggs off the table and ate the yolk.
Sal vs. Walt Whitman
“I have no respect for American literature.”
Wedding Shame
“I was the mutt-of-honor in my parents wedding… and I pooped.” Lucy also forgot to mention that mom and dad got married in a carry-in, carry-out state park.
Corgi Mermaid
It was hot out that day!
Shameless Pug
I like to run over the big dog with my cart
Making mummy’s life hard
I killed the stick ALL over the carpet
I am all that is dog
Archie is a chewing addict and destroys toys to no tomorrow. Apparently, his addiction effects him in his sleep, too.