Dog Shaming

Coco and her same

My only shame is that I was caught red pawed.

A cat attacked me on a walk… I. Don’t. Like. Cats.

I dropped a deuce on the front seat of my Pet Sitter’s car… Then I puked down her leg and into the door pocket. I do not like car rides. – Lola

Hitch eats anything he can even if it’s spicy.

I am afraid of my own shadow.

In three months Saltine has eaten at six sheets, two blankets and dozens of socks. Half her poo isn’t organic…

This is my roommate’s dog, Ducati, and despite his alarming expression here, he is the sweetest dog I have ever known.

I make my mommy rub my face every night before I fall asleep or I won’t let her fall asleep

I INHALE my bone. -Dolly
So I TAUNT her with mine. -Millie

This has now happened 3 times, for shame!
PS. Mommy may have secretly laughed when this happened.