Emma likes to steal wooden spoons out of the sink and drying rack – this is the 5th one she’s gotten. She usually completely shreds them to bits, but apparently this one fell between the couch cushions before she had too much time with it.
My name is Jack Smith and I bark like Dino on the Flintstones.
Jax couldn’t wait to help with Thanksgiving so he got a start on the bread for the stuffing. He is not sorry. 🙁
I was warned that if I did not behave on-leash, I too, would be turned into stone, kicked to the curb and beheaded.
Our large pit bull has many beds scattered throughout the house. But her favourite one belongs to our tiny terrier. Twiggy somehow curls herself up into a “pitball” and shoehorns herself into what is basically a repurposed cat bed. For shame, silly dog!
Our dear dog, George Washington, has done so many bad things in his life, but this is by FAR his worst offense. The poor woman reading in her beach chair never saw it coming…bad dog! He is shameless.
When you wont fetch with me I take matters into my own hands and scratch the leather furniture until you oblige.
My dog pulled on the leash while on a walk in the countryside, so I landed on the mud.
When my parents leave, I jump on the counter and steal oven mitts. They NEVER stand a chance with me! Mom was mad! 🙁
My humans seem to enjoy humiliating me when I am feeling down!
