What happens when mom leaves me by myself and the patio door is open, I’m not sorry.
Horticulturalist Hound dog

What happens when mom leaves me by myself and the patio door is open, I’m not sorry.
My 10 week old puppy discovered the toilet paper today…
“I ate the rug”
Just three weeks before we are putting our house on the market, and the rug makes the room look SO much better. Not so much now.
Genny (pronounced Jenny) ate an entire 6″ sub sandwich that she stole from her brother while he was in another room.
This is Jefferson, he bullied our cleaning ladies so badly they couldn’t clean the house and had to leave a note telling us they will no longer clean our house if Jefferson isn’t crated!
Mom bought this bear for “Toys for Tots.” Yep, we stole from needy kids. Merry Christmas, Mitch & Ellie.
I ate my owner’s glasses, lenses included, because I am a nugget.
“My thank you for you coming home from college to pet sit, is me peeing in your room”
I can never stay mad at her but I finally caught her so I could shame her!
She rarely poops in the house, and yet every time I take her to any bike store she poops.
I just peed on my mom!