What happens when mom leaves me by myself and the patio door is open, I’m not sorry.
Milo discovers toilet paper
My 10 week old puppy discovered the toilet paper today…
Berlin ate Mama’s oriental rug
“I ate the rug”
Just three weeks before we are putting our house on the market, and the rug makes the room look SO much better. Not so much now.
I steal your sandwiches
Genny (pronounced Jenny) ate an entire 6″ sub sandwich that she stole from her brother while he was in another room.
Clean Sweep!
This is Jefferson, he bullied our cleaning ladies so badly they couldn’t clean the house and had to leave a note telling us they will no longer clean our house if Jefferson isn’t crated!
The Grinch’s Helpers
Mom bought this bear for “Toys for Tots.” Yep, we stole from needy kids. Merry Christmas, Mitch & Ellie.
I’ve got my eye on you
I ate my owner’s glasses, lenses included, because I am a nugget.
I miss you while you’re at college
“My thank you for you coming home from college to pet sit, is me peeing in your room”
I can never stay mad at her but I finally caught her so I could shame her!
I poop in bike shops
She rarely poops in the house, and yet every time I take her to any bike store she poops.
I Just Peed On My Mom!
I just peed on my mom!