I eat Acorns, and hide and hoard them in my bed! Then I barf!
Hank the Acorn eater
Potty Time Perv
I’m Reno, I follow everybody into the bathroom and stare as them so the feel uncomfortable.
My nails are great for traction!
My 20lb Mini Schnauzer, Samson, decided the top of my BRAND NEW table was a great location to look out the window. Too bad he decided to tap dance while he was up there and leave 6 inch long gouges all over the table.
Passenger Seat Driver
“I think the dashboard of my mommy’s Beetle is the perfect spot to sit… so now I have to sit in a car seat.”
Better safe than sorry.
Editor’s note: Good job, mama! Dogs should always be in the back seat and buckled in for your safety and theirs!
Crock Pot Crockery
I SMASH crock pots and eat ALL the stew. Love, Sarge the Great Dane.
Squirrel, meet dog. Dog, meet fence.
Saw squirrel. Didn’t see fence.
Bastogne comes out of the closet
I got into the closet and ate the bag of treats
Jax Has Good “Taste” in Music
Jax gets into lots of puppy shenanigans, but stealing my records crosses the line! I caught him red-pawed with my Depeche Mode record, then he tried to get it again while I was taking his picture! SMH
Normally I Don’t Even Realize I’m a Tripod…
Nolan doesn’t let his “handicap” get in the way until he disagrees with mom and dad.
Meatball maniacs
Orson: “I ate all the meatballs my mom made for dinner.”
Dee Dee: “I can’t believe I didn’t think of it first.”
We think Dee Dee, who failed to get any meatballs, actually felt the most shame. We were just hungry.
