I killed Sponge Bob, And I like it.
Sponge Bob’s Demise

I killed Sponge Bob, And I like it.
No, I wasn’t digging again…….just out of curiosity why do you ask?
When my owners turn their backs I shred my toys into tiny pieces, and spread them all over the house…
I ate all candy from the table. I thought it was for everyone.
I ate the chicken that mom was defrosting for dinner. It was organic and delicious! I’m NOT sorry.
P.S. I don’t know this but they are not feeding me dinner.
Milo
Snow? No idea what you’re talking about! – Angel xx
Emma learns an important lesson.
Rainy day when I had to be in the office. I’m rethinking the dog door.
Oh hai, I thought it could use a sunroof.
This is the second crate I destroyed. Now I spend the days running around the house and looking out the window for squirrels. -Lucy
“The vet said I was fat, so i came home and stole my mom’s dinner (1/2 a pizza) off the counter and ate it. I was stressed. Lexi”
You know your dog is overweight when the vet uses words like “biggest loser challenge”… and then my pup comes home and stole my dinner off the counter. NO SHAME.