Rambo pulled 2 unopened boxes of storage bags off the shelf in the laundry room and scattered them all over the back yard.
Storage Bags Scattered in Back Yard
3-legged drool machine
I drooled so much that my mom though I peed on my blanket.
-Whiskey
I also make the kitchen floor slippery…
We’re All Glad She Couldn’t Reach the Coffee
Boo is visiting while her family is out of town. After she galumphed through the pond, she ate…everything, including a Costco-sized box of tea. She is unphased.
Sign says: “I will not eat any more tea bags. Or fish food. Or cat food. Or garbage.”
(This is only today’s tally)
Update on Crosby
Hi everyone, do you remember Crosby? Just a small update that Crosby is well and alive and will be heading to Lab Rescue on December 19th to assess him for adoption. He will then go to a foster family before they can adopt him out. The outpour of love and concern from all of you has been amazing. I don’t think Crosby knows just how many of you out there love him. So thank you, everyone.
I claim this chair
My name is Kimber. I normally never chew anything in the house. Until last night. I chewed the table my grandparents (my mom’s parents) got for their wedding 30 years ago.
I’m not scared…
I’m Sasha. Mama introduced me to a baby…I didn’t know what it was….so I barked at it and wet myself. I also bark at anything I’m not allowed to pet.
Java After Enema
We turned our head for a second, and Java snorfed a whole lot of the garbage left in the kitchen from Thanksgiving. A week later, we had to take him to the Vets to get rid of the packed colon. He is going to be fine, but he is not a happy puppy right now.
Counter Chicken is the BEST
Bixby was caught in the act of counter-surfing a whole roast chicken. He is officially grounded.
Frozen Fry Thief
Stella takes everything that isn’t hers – including food when you are unloading groceries.
You say potato…
I think “we’ll be back in five” means “help yourself to the garbage”. Om nom.
