What? I thought mommy’s new shoes were my new chew toys!
I Killed Christmas
Lulu decided to kill Christmas by eating Frosty the snowman, my Favorite piece of Christmas paraphernalia!
Slow Down Lola
Lola is the worst walker EVER. Welcome to my typical walk with her.
Thief
I steal slippers and dog toys out of my neighbors house using their doggy door
Poop Deck
I poop on the deck when it snows. My name is Artie and I don’t like walking in the snow so I save it all up and go on the deck to do my business.
Marvin shaming
On my walk, I rolled in poop then, as we passed the fire station, begged the firefighters standing outside to pet me, which they did before my mom could stop them.
The ONLY bad thing Marvin does is roll in poop and dead things. Otherwise, he is perfect.
Doesn’t learn
This picture was taken after leaving Hugo outside for a few minutes unattended. He still chases bees. Note that after a dose of benadryl and a nap, he was fine.
Professional Cake Tester
Happy birthday, Grandpa. I’ve already tested the cake Mom made.
mmmmm…. banana.
Finals Week Shame
I like to pee on things when mom won’t wake up with me at 4:30am the week before finals week; simply just to spite her.
Ella does not always look before she leaps.
“I jumped up on this picnic table because I am bad, and rules don’t apply to me. I just realized I don’t know how to jump down. This is my ‘please help me’ face. Don’t be mad.” –Love, Ella