I’m in time out for stealing the freshly baked cookies that daddy made for mommy after her final.
DeeDee’s in timeout for being a cookie thief!

I’m in time out for stealing the freshly baked cookies that daddy made for mommy after her final.
On the fifth day of Christmas… We ate the kids’ advent calendars. That’s about 30 chocolates each.
Every year, Tanner destroys at least one present under the tree. This year he got a head start and ate presents I bought for others.
This morning I blamed my kids for a few missing gumdrops on the Gingerbread House. Except… when I got back from the store it had happened AGAIN and was WORSE this time… and the kids were still at school. Yeah. Andy did it.
Rudder has to have the freshest water, regardless of the water bill.
Even if you were here first, Aggie the 2 year old Mastiff, will inch her way across the entire couch. This is Aggie, and she is a couch hog!
Mommy came home to this and she was not very happy with me… My first Christmas and I’m on the naughty list.
“How many mats can a Weim-Pup chew if a Weim-Pup could chew mats? Three and counting!”
Tavin-Bleu our 15 month old blue Weimaraner seems to have a fetish with welcome mats, he leaves them alone all day when we are at work and shreds them once we are home if we don’t give him our undivided attention. His sign reads
10 year old Coco misses her mischievous days
My name is Tucker and I love to steal my mom and dad’s socks. Sorry I’m not sorry….
Tucker is constantly grabbing our socks! He doesn’t ruin them or anything, just takes them and runs around the apartment with 1, 2, 3 sometimes more socks!