Hi, My name is Malcolm
I have no problem kicking daddy off the couch… i want mommy all to myself… she’s a better cuddler
Couch Hog
You call it an ornament, I call it lunch.
“I ate one of mom’s brand new ornaments less than an hour after she put it on the tree.”
Otis, my 5 yr old sons 16 week old English Bulldog puppy, watched me decorate the Christmas tree with my beautiful brand new ornaments. I was amazed that he didnt try to “help” me, just watched. Not long after, he came to me with a red glitter covered nose and mouth… and the remains of what was a sparkly red ball, all smiles and wagging behind (buldogs wag their whole rear ends 😉 He was so proud of himself…
Dangerous Rottweiller
Due to breed restrictions my insurance is through the roof for this lady. I only wish they could meet her.
Busted!
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!
Ginger-poo
This is Ginger. She does this a LOT. (We love her anyway.)
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Make sure the sign is clear;
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As a side note, the Dog Shaming admins will be hard to reach for the first half of January because they’re getting hitched TO EACH OTHER!! Thanks for all your support, readership, and amazing submissions thus far! We wouldn’t be where we are now without you guys!
Woof,
Dog Shaming
Don’t forget dinner time!
Harry’s afraid that dinner will be forgotten. Dinner has never been forgotten! Who could forget to feed a big black dog that’s panting in your face and staring you down?!!
Sinful Lakie
I have never apologized so profusely in my life. MacGregor was not sorry.
How ’bout that kiss?
I stole this from a party bag that my mommy accidentally left out, but I have no shame because I look fabulous. I also wore this proudly for 20 minutes without moving. I was beside myself when she finally took it away.
Also, I am a boy.
– Mattie
Trapped! Caught in the act…
My husband and I returned from Kroger and when the dogs didn’t greet us at the door, we started looking everywhere. They were quietly waiting to be released from their trap. The smaller one likes to pull the towels out of our roommate’s bathroom and build nests and was caught in the act. On a side note, he also enjoyed some toilet paper shredding while he was stuck!
