Our Great Dane puppy, Rigby, tried to surprise me by jumping off the bed at the same time that I was bending down to pick up one of her toys. The end result was a minor concussion for me and a tiny smidgen of shame (temporarily) for Rigby.
Princess Tea
Maddox, our 5 year old ‘Puerto Rican Terrier’, is his little sisters best friend. He’ll suffer through any type of embarrassment for the cookies that come with her tea parties and sometimes he’ll even keep the dress on for hours after it’s over. No shame.
The caption says “after this picture I refused to let mom take the dress off, I know this looks good.”
My name is Mack and I love garbage
Mack loves garbage. He went into the bathroom to snoop around while we were out and must have bumped the door closed. He must have tried to dig his way out!
What’s black and white (and brown)?
Luda pooped and sat on it… It was his first brown spot… He was so ashamed!
The vet made me puke!
I ate all the rib bones out of the trash & the vet made me puke them up!
Sorry dad….
I pooped in the office. Can you clean it up?
Doggie Kisses!
When our female GSP had a litter of puppies, our 3 cats were afraid of them so the wouldn’t use the pet door to go outside. Instead, they started using my house plant as their litter box! I tried everything to keep them out, even chicken wire, but they still managed to get into it! My sweet, helpful little doggies have now taken to eating what the cats leave in there!
MUST PEE ON EVERYTHING!
Mr Burns is obsessed with urine. Finding it, smelling it for minutes at a time, and then making sure he pees on it. Wherever it may be. Tree stumps, garbage bags, hydrants, a peing dog…whatever.
Ear fetish
” I knock over the bathroom trash and eat Q-tips”. Max will also eat earplugs if he can find them. He has an ear wax fetish…gross!!
Morning Shower
“While my mom put the leash on my brother, I lifted my leg and peed on her.
Then we went out in the snow.”
Hugo ran out of room to write that this is not the first time he has done this, or that mom was also wearing a brand new skirt. He probably also would have written that he is a jerk.