Our Chocolate Lab Mix Fred has achieved Houdini status by escaping from his wire crate several times. This time he not only escaped but decided to turn my husband’s shirt into a scarf.
I can’t be trusted
“I did this. (30 lbs of egg shells)”
Left alone for 5 minutes while I went back into the bakery, Honeydog opened 4 containers containing 30 lbs of egg shells, munched away and dragged them all over my car. This is why she never gets to go anywhere. People walking down the sidewalk stopped dead in their tracks and gasped when I opened my door and found the damage.
Sorry Mom
Sorry Mommy….I love you!
Pouncer
Hi. My name is Sasha. I like to wake you up by pouncing on you until however long it takes you to acknowledge my presence. Ignore me? I’ll pounce harder. Turn over and try to go back to sleep? Not on my watch. This picture was taken early morning on a day Allie was excited about sleeping in… sorry I’m not sorry.
Narcissus
Bingo likes to jump up on the counter to stare at himself in the mirror. Then he wants help getting down, he weighs 95 pounds…
I jump on the counters to get a better look at myself
Lucy
When I hear Mommy and Daddy kiss, I will go to any length to get between them and give kisses of my own. -Lucy, our 7 month old rottweiler/boxer mix puppy who LOVES TO GIVE KISSES
Feed me, or I eat the kid.
They love each other, promise.
No one likes to write sentences as punishment
“I will not eat mom’s shoes.”
Miyagi knows better. This is the third time he’s had to write sentences reminding him what he did wrong. THE THIRD TIME!
Lola Can’t Be Trusted
I’m a bad girl. I ruined my mom’s flip flop 🙁
In a jam
The usually well-behaved “Summer” knocked a full jar of jam off the counter ( miraculously not breaking it ), carried it to her crate, opened the lid (!) and consumed the entire thing with her long & talented tongue.