When I told my puppy, Colt, that he was adopted, he pooped on the floor. 😐
I don’t wanna go home!
When Diego doesn’t want to do something all he has to do is roll over and there is literally no moving him. Treats, cheese, t-bone steak- nothing works.
Bodily (Dys)functions
Poot = Fart.
Winnie pooting then jumping up and turning around to see where the noise came from = Funny.
Molly is comfy
Daisy would rather nap on Molly than on the ground…She is not ashamed.
Quilt eater
Mom spent lots of hours making her first quilt. This is the third time she’s patched it because I keep eating it. It just tastes so delicious…
Bermuda Boxer
We got our boxer Mac neutered and he figured out ways to take the cone off, so we had to put shorts on him so he couldn’t lick his stitches
Barnabas, the bed eater
One person commented that she knows a few people who should wear this sign.
Kitty makes the tastiest biscuits
Teddy (right) came down the hallway with a chunk of litter in his mouth AFTER Zoe (left) had been snacking on some crunchy cat litter chunks herself. His smirk shows his blatant disregard for authority.
Puppy v. Bathroom
Brady the Evil Springer Spaniel Puppy (his newly-official name) went unsupervised for a half-hour and made the most of it. Using his seven months of experience in demolition, the little imp wandered into the bathroom and wreaked havoc. He is not even remotely sorry.
Caption: “They call me evil…but as you can see I was just trying to helpfully rearrange the bathroom. I even put the toilet-cleaning supplies in the toilet…along with the mouthwash.”
Atlas the Garbage dog
One person commented that she knows a few people who should wear this sign.