I just carried a full 2 liter bottle of Ginger Ale from the kitchen to the dining room, tipped it over and bit into it. The spray was about 6 feet high. Where is the mop?
Ginger Ale Bottle – Full

I just carried a full 2 liter bottle of Ginger Ale from the kitchen to the dining room, tipped it over and bit into it. The spray was about 6 feet high. Where is the mop?
My Guilty Pleasure is Chapstick.
My humans were gone for exactly one hour. In that time I managed to find two containers of treats and eat all of them, including the packaging. Oh, and they weren’t my treats. They were the cats. Including his “Pill Pockets.” I like to eat ALL of the cat treats. –Belle
As my back was turned for just a minute tending to my son who’d just had surgery, poochers took the opportunity to slink into the bathroom and do some trash digging.
After a long week of work, I came home to the porch decorated with charcoal and lots of dust by my sweet Lolo.
Angus found my favorite Ray-Ban’s on the table outside and thought they made an EXCELLENT chew toy! Doesn’t matter that he has a yard full of toys.
After coming back from a nice long walk, I pooped on Grandma’s carpeted stairs immediately after coming back in the house.
Tink (chihuahua- 9 years old) likes to roll around in other dogs’ poop when she goes outside to do her business. I gagged when she came back in because she smelled so bad! It’s finally time for a little dog shaming!
Hi, I’m Ollie. I mainly consume priceless objects. Today I ate an *extremely hard to find* vintage (circa 2009) Colbert Nation US Speedskating Hat.
“I must tear apart every new rope toy i get within 5 minutes.” Finley’s father thinks dental hygiene is important, so he buys rope toys, greenies and nylabones. He probably shouldn’t waste money on the rope toys anymore.