Just not sure if it’s the right shade for his complexion.
I can’t be trusted alone…
I left to go to dinner and decided to leave my Weimaraner, Lucy, and Mastiff/Pitt mix, Abby, out for the evening. When I got home, I was greeted by flour tracks all over my house, and Lucy’s teeth caked with flour paste. Abby was spotless, but Lucy was covered. I honestly don’t even know where she found the flour.
The picture says, “I ate half a bag of flour, and tracked the other half around the house. My mom had to scrape flour-paste out of my teeth. I’m not even sorry. <3 Lucy”
I don’t like pulp
My patient picked fresh nectarines for me. Pixie felt the need to inspect the produce while I was gone.
Guilty of scattering 12 nectarines all over the dining & living room floor!
The Deadly Duo
We decided to turn the trashcan into a buffet! :/
Lyla the Poop-Eating Yorkie
Floating Frenchie
I followed some big dogs into the river and my mom lost her iPhone when she went in to fetch me…now I have to wear a life vest everytime I’m near water…
Editor’s Note: A lot of bully breeds cannot swim (and I can attest that wiener dogs aren’t very strong swimmers either). A life vest is a great way to keep your loved ones (and electronics) safe!
It’s What I Wait For
I beg my mom to pick me up & when she does, I burp in her face.
I take my saddness from my mom leaving out on food
I left my house for a total of 30 minutes. In that 30 minutes, my cat (co-conspirator not pictured) knocked this pizza box off the counter, and Sasha, my 8 year old (and KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS!) pit-bull/mastiff mix helped herself to my would-be dinner. The amount of poop that comes out of a 90 pound dog that has eaten a large pizza is not even right…
Coming soon: the Dog Shaming App!!
Hello folks! I just wanted to give everyone a head’s up that we’re coming up with an app for iPhone, iPad, and Android very soon! You might have noticed a pay app ($0.99) on the Apple store, but please note: THIS IS NOT OUR APP AND WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH THEM. We have an app in the hopper and will be available soon!!
Hold on tight!
Diesel the Destroyer
While we were out, Diesel and his cousin Tommy decided to rip to SHREDS all of the gift bags under the Christmas tree. They were mad that we left them home alone for an hour :/