Dog Shaming

Only one in the world who doesn’t like the smell of fresh laundry

If my mommy doesn’t immediately fold the laundry right out of the dryer, then I like to poop on top of the laundry basket full of clean clothes…

I ate Lady Gaga Tickets

I came home from work and found out that FedEx had slipped my Lady Gaga tickets under the door. Marley didn’t want me to go.

I ate ALL the cat food

Lucy loooooves cat food…and steals it from our cat every chance she gets.

Panty Monster

“I literally ate a pair of mom’s underwear …. and then barfed them back up.”
– Ewing the Labradoodle

Tumble Dry on Low

“The dryer was loud and scary. Was.” Sidda, the rat terror, strikes again!

When dog shaming goes good!

I hope to shame him for many years to come.

Abby

Hi, my name is Abby, and I am a compulsive pillow licker

Bonne fête!

I ate my little mistress shoe for her birthday <3
J’ai mangé la chaussure de ma petite maîtresse pour son anniversaire <3

I prefer a dry climate

Sometimes I bark at the evil humidifier so obviously the filter had it coming!

Linus is 4 months old and his appetite knows no bounds. Metal chain – he’ll chew it; chew deterrent sprays – he’ll lap it up like candy; punishment spray bottle of water – he’ll drink it and beg for more. I don’t know why we thought our walls would be safe.