I walked away when Mom tried to warm her cold toes on my warm belly. Not sorry
-Thumbelina.
I walked away when Mom tried to warm her cold toes on my warm belly. Not sorry
-Thumbelina.
I shredded the bed. I tried to bury the evidence.
I peed in mom’s hat and she didn’t find out until after she put it on! NOT SORRY! -Cosmo
If you make a farting noise, she will stare at you and refuse to sit near you. However, all 5 lbs of her shamelessly expels gas rancid enough to KO a rugby team.
“I was mad because they played Candy Land instead of playing with me.”
Cadence was put outside to play with her brother Panzer decided she was going to chew the gate rather then play with him.
My name is Beano and I love to dig.. INDOORS! This is what happens when all of my chew toys get lost under the couch while my parents are at work.
Benji has a taste for tissue. Any type of tissue. Toilet paper, napkins, paper towel – and all have fallen prey to him.
Today he sent a message not to mess with him, or else.
Skunks do NOT like their butts sniffed!…..even the baby ones.
We’ve been having a real problem with Sam getting into the refrigerator. He decided on a half pound bag of Rainer cherries today. Toxic pits and all. The fridge is now sporting two child locks and we’re waiting to see if they work!