I’ll chew all my parents’ coasters until they allow me to drink with them. Cacau.
I Just Wanted a New Bed
Mom wouldn’t buy me a new bed in the Pottery Barn catalog, so I shredded it.
I prefer dad’s pillow!
When I sleep in bed with my parents I lick my dad’s leg until he moves to the couch…then I steal his pillows!
Love, Daisy
Poor tax return
Bad dog!
Sasta smells great!
I roll in goat poop (it is just for fun)
What puzzling behaviour!
Our Mutt, Whatnot with a sign next to him says “I eat puzzle pieces.”
Garlic Knot Goblin
In the middle of the night, Moose decided to eat all of the leftover garlic knots from dinner. He somehow got the tupperware off of the counter, opened it and ate all 4 massive garlic knots. Mom found the lid in one room from the container and the bottom in another. He should have cleaned up the evidence.
Wingardium ‘Lego’sa
I tried to eat Harry Potter
Birthday Surprise
I destroyed your present… Happy birthday!
Editor’s note: It’s Dog Shaming’s momma’s birthday today! Happy birthday, mom!!
Riken the Couch Potato
She’ll whine at us for five minutes nonstop before we get annoyed and pick it up for her.