While eating, I saw her come out of my roommate’s bedroom with a turd hanging from her mouth. This is not the first time we caught her either.
Cat poo eater
When you’ve gotta go…
‘When you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. I regret NOTHING. (36 likes & counting)’
My owner took me to the beach and wanted to take a nice sunny beach photo, I had other ideas. All her friends found it hilarious. As I said, I regret nothing!
Dog shaming love all the way from the Land Down Under!
My nickname is the phantom pooper
Locations he has done his business include, but are not limited to: The kitchen counter, the center of a 3 wick candle, the cord wrap handle on a vacuum cleaner, a stone wall, the ledge to catch ash and coals on a woodstove, and the 3rd step on the ladder to my loft (which he also climbs nightly to hog my bed). We aren’t sure if it’s talent, or a personal vendetta. Either way he has earned the nickname of the phantom pooper as we never know where a gift may pop up. And, he’s not even a little bit sorry.
Food Pyramid
My name is Pixie and this is my food pyramid:
Dog Food
Poop
Worms/Slugs
Carpet/Rugs
No corn muffins for you.
I found the bag of corn flour you meant to dispose of yesterday… Lexi is a repeat offender, first time since we found Dog Shaming. We lulled ourselves into thinking our girls were not nearly dogshaming worthy… She covered the floor in 3 rooms, and then someone (big sis not pictured) nested in the bed.
Mmmmmm….mouthguard!
Frankie found her dad’s custom-made night guard on his nightstand and chewed it up into tiny little shards of useless plastic. Replacement cost: $500.
Trash Eater, Cat Chaser
Today I got into the garbage AND escaped the backyard to chase a cat. I am a trash eating, cat chasing jerk!
Crayon Pug
Elmo pooped purple yesterday. Then he was caught eating a yellow crayon to confirm my suspicions.
But they taste so good!
My name is Abby, and I have an Pillow-Licking problem. I will lick every single pillow on the couch, then lay on top of them. I am not sorry.
Bella the Poop Walker
Instead of stopping to poop like a normal dog, Bella will poop and keep walking, forcing me to play tug of war with the poop on the ground and her trying to keep going!
