I leave my backpack containing said burrito on the couch, come back to my chipotle missing. One clever bastard
Burrito thief
Hay goat!
We steal hay from the goats. Om nom nom nom!
Kairi and Jujube are always stealing their brothers food.
I love Milk Jugs
Every time Mommy and Daddy leave I like chew things up!
Slippery snack.
I ate my Mom’s favorite slippers. (she is really mad at me).
Bath time = snack time
Capone the pug thinks when it’s bath time it’s also snack time.. He’ll eat anything even bird food!
Drool Worthy.
Worst day of my life.
Where Are The Fruit Flies Coming From?
Barney has hidden this avocado, a whole squash, countless tomatoes, and cucumbers all over my apartment. He then sits around gazing into and biting at thin air. I’ve discovered fruit flies. He is therefore the cause of and solution to, my fruit fly problem.
Toddlers don’t need beds
Night 3 of toddler bed transition Alee decides to take matters into her own hands.
“I steal my sister’s bed and make her sleep on the floor. I am a toddler bed stealing jerk.”
Relapse
“I fell off the wagon today. I. Just couldn’t help myself, walls taste so good. I can’t be trusted. The worst part is I let my family down if I could take it all back…”
Zoe had gone four months without eating a hole in the wall. I guess she needed her fix. The shame in that poor pooch’s eyes.
Peed on the Bath Mat
This is Beatrice. She peed on the bath mat so she had to wear the sign. That look of shame and sadness is completely fake – she is not sorry and will do it again, most likely when we are about to host a dinner party.
