Koda snatched a steak off the plate of my brother-in-law while the family was about to enjoy a grilled dinner.
Steak Thief
Dog Perfume
While taking my mini-dachshund Ava out for her bedtime potty break, she decided to go one on one with a skunk! She is not sorry about the skunk, but is very sorry for the bath that came after.
Elvis the ashamed
I am such a jerk!
Dog Shaming J-Rex Style
It took 5 minutes to bite Mr. Bears ear off.
I am not sorry!
– Jake
Look Dad, No Weeds!
Adopted sisters Emma and Tess spent their first summer playing so hard in the back yard that there is no grass left. Because they track in so much winter mud, we had to put down straw over the entire yard.
I wonder how much Astro-Truff cost?
The bad guy.
Popeye is an Olde English Bulldog. He is 14 months old and 80 pounds. He is always getting himself in trouble. Today he destroyed the baby safety gate to jump in bed with me.
Frank Loves Nimh, a lot.
These rescue dogs are the best of friends. Frank, the mini long-haired dachshund, can get a bit too friendly with Nimh, the boxer-lab mix. The worst part is that it doesn’t seem to bother Nimh. At all!
Hot Cayenne Doggie
Our Labradoodle is a legendary chewer. Vines, shoes (while we are putting them on), copper wire, sprinkler heads, a table, our backyard lights, seat cushions, $300 glasses, 2 pairs of flip flops. The trainer taught us to use the leash to “correct him,” but suggested we put vinegar on the leash so he wouldn’t chew that too. “Yummy,” said Cosmo.
Undaunted, we added cayenne pepper.
His response?
“Bring it on.”
Sock Murderer
My favorite past time is to steal every pair of my mommy’s socks, chew lots of holes in them, and bury them in my back yard. It doesn’t matter if they’re dirty or clean; I don’t discriminate.
Lucy!!!!! You Got Some ‘Splainin’ To Do!!!
My name is Lucy and I’m 3 years old! My mommy doesn’t have to pay income tax this year since I ate her W2 Form today! You’re welcome Mommy!
