Jake decided that Dad had eaten enough, and helped himself.
Your mac and cheese is my mac and cheese

Jake decided that Dad had eaten enough, and helped himself.
“I’ve been at my new home 2 days and I already destroyed my sister’s favorite toy”
I like to steal dishes out of my humans’ sink and smash them. But this time I smashed the crock pot. And I can make the most saddest guilty face ever so you can’t yell at me.
When I was in the shower, Olive the Boston Terrier managed to steal and tear a hole in her dad’s nice gloves.
“I ate this overpriced glove. Also, thanks for rescuing me. -Olive”
Our lovely Schnauzer Chester decided to eat our 2yrs old son’s breakfast.
It’s soft as a bunch of white, fluffy kittens. How could I resist?
I live in a second story apartment.
I’m afraid of the stairs and quickly becoming too heavy to carry.
Dudley the Golden Doodle.
“We took delivery of the UPS package with mom’s $90 blouse inside…Thanks UPS!”
While my uncle was making dinner I but the air shock in his new Nike AirMax shoes. It made a nice whooshing sound”. I laughed and I’m not sorry