You will be happy to know Oscar has been adopted !!! He is now in a home with 2 lovely humans and 1 furry brother that he adores.
X-Ray Mae
Molly Mae Eats things she’s not suppose to eat (engagement ring and earrings)
Franky v. Yarn
I smelled licorice in mom’s bag but got yarn instead.
Relentless Toe Licker
Hi, my name is Ivy and I’m a relentless toe licker. If your feet are not moving I will come running to lick them. I am totally undeterred by the presence of slippers, shoes, socks or other footwear. I know your toes are in there and I will not be happy until I am licking them. Is that so wrong?
Game night granny panties parade
I’m sorry I paraded around with your granny panties in my mouth in front of your friends during game night.
(Sorry, I’m not really sorry)
Cute but Bad
Carli is lucky she is so sweet which almost counteracts the bad things she does.
I pooped on the laptop.
Our dog, Slim, is a mischievous Italian Greyhound. He pooped right on top of my laptop as it sat on the living room floor!
Penny vs Soap
I ate a bar of soap and now I poop bubbles.
Going Rogue on the Wall
“You got me an indestructible dog bed so I’ll start work on the destructible walls. Thanks, Wedge Antilles”
Wedge is our 11 month old rescue pug who has destroyed 6 beds since coming home to us. We finally got a bed that will last and on his first day alone with it, Wedge took out his frustrations on the wall. Our other 2 pugs are as confounded by his antics as we are.
Bet the Farm
We still have no idea where these cards came from and are convinced that an illegal doggie-gambling ring is ran through our house.