“I just ate an entire block of cream cheese.”
“(I am lactose intolerant)”
Cream Cheese Stealer
Food Thief
A new puppy leads to new temptations! Our 11 year old Pug, Mocha is always lurking during feeding time!
But I left the TP alone…
I knew i was asking for trouble when the trash can didn’t close all the way when i left for work…. My Callie-monster attacks again.
The sign says “Mom, why aren’t you happy? I left the toilet paper alone. -Callie (You said nothing about the trash.)”
Baby Weight
I like baby food.
I Hate This Pillow
I have been meaning to tell you…I think this pillow is ugly!
Maverick’s on a “diet”
What do you mean I’m not supposed to eat the entire bag??
Whatever you do, don’t light a match
Simon likes to find the sneakiest places in the house to poop, even if we’ve just taken him outside.
My name is Sophie and I eat chairs
Sophie was left alone for less than 1 hour and ate this chair.
I ate mom’s purse…
I didn’t do it, she did.
My Goldens always smile especially when they are bad.
One chews everything and the other digs everywhere.
