Tallulah possess the spirit of a lab in the body of an itty bitty maltese. Right after she came back from the groomer and we’d cleaned the carpet, she shot out the door and proceeded to do donuts in the swamp that our front yard had become before bolting back in and leaving a trail of puppy paws all over the living room.
He’s an Overzealous Lover
Indestructible means absolutely nothing to Flynn.
In Need of Carpet
My dog refuses to walk on any non-carpeted floors.
Hef & Toby = Trouble!!
My Mommy’s high heels taste the best!! -Hef & Toby
Yellow snow
Sadie Lou
Pooped in your boots I have
Danny the pug poops in his mom’s boots.
Monsters Under the Bed
Hugo likes to hide under the bed, it’s his cave of sorts. But he farts and snores so loudly in his sleep that my husband and I have taken to joking that there are monsters under the bed.
Muppet Mutilation
Our 2-year-old dachshund has a terrible habbit of destroying the baby’s toys. She’s particularly fond of ripping the eyes off of all the Sesame Street and other Muppet dolls.
Lilli is too smart for her own good
Lilli kept hurting herself trying to escape her crate when her two mommies weren’t home, so they decided to close her in the bathroom with blankets and toys instead. The first day went smoothly. The second day was more surprising. Lilli had climbed onto the counter and pushed all of the items into the sink. She turned on the cold water full blast. When her mommies got home, the floor was covered in water and Lilli was up on the counter so her paws wouldn’t get wet. She’s not ashamed.
Cricket eats mice
My fourth “mouse” in a month- I’m so helpful…oh and I ate the cheese plate too…