I chewed through a bag and ate $200 worth of makeup. I looked like a harlot!
Zoe’s a Lady

I chewed through a bag and ate $200 worth of makeup. I looked like a harlot!
Our husky Bruce decided to steal a pound of bacon off of the kitchen counter while we were chasing our other dog who was on the run. We had to go to the store three times just to make our BLT dinner.
I dig up Mom’s flowers without even giving them a CHANCE. I’m no where near sorry.
I tried to eat a cat…at 4am this morning! (I’m still in trouble)
Stole a cookie from a blind dog
I sneezed on my mom’s dinner one too many times.
“We eat the fresh veggies in the garden when Mom isn’t looking.” – Annie & Oakleigh
These two love fresh veggies. If I leave the back door open and don’t pay attention to them, they sneak off into the backyard and eat whatever I have ripe in the garden. Their favorites are tomatoes and cucumbers, but as you can see they will eat anything – even eggplant!
I took my mom’s seaweed salad off the table & ate the whole thing. I am a bad boy!
I peed on mommy’s pillow. I’m a little sorry. -Maggie.
I woke up this morning to Avon throwing up all over me.