The car wash makes me angry!!!
I stole and buried the baby’s bottle
Ruckus not only stole his human baby Gigi’s bottle, he buried it and then unburied it months later…we wondered why the bottles seemed to be disappearing…mystery solved..oh Ruckus..why you? Why is it always you?
Snowman Killer
We built a snowman. She had a carrot for a nose. Daisy likes likes carrots. Snowmen, not so much.
High Fiber Diet
I needed more fiber in my diet, I’m not sorry…..Love Zoe
Cookie Monster
Just when my parents thought they could trust me…I ate 20 M&M cookies. I am a very guilty and bad dog. 🙁
Eating Grandma and Grandpa’s House
Reese and Romney decided to eat part of the wall and windowsill in the bathroom in Grandma and Grandpa’s house.
All your water are belong to me
Gandalf can’t help himself when there’s a glass of water anywhere. He seeks them out won’t stop until he’s had a drink, despite the fact that he has water in two other spots in the house. For a while putting a coaster on top of the glass deterred him, but he’s figured out how to push it off!
Doggie Depends
I have MANY redeeming qualities, however, my people seem to forget those when I might happen to have an occasional accident in the house. So difficult to please.
Om, Nom
“I acted as a living pacifier for my adopted brother, who missed his mommy. I’ve never even had puppies (or kittens) of my own. I look a bit ashamed. And soggy. Love, Bea xxx”
Birthday boy
I got TRASHED on my 9th birthday! -Jackson
After all these years our big brown boy just can’t seem to stay out of trouble…