Dog Shaming

Spoiled Rotten

I hide toys under the sofa so my owners will buy me brand new ones.

We held up one of the newborn pups to Panda so she can sniff it and become familiar with them. As soon as it wiggled a bit, she ran away with her tail between her legs! When she hears one whine, she’ll run away.

I eat cow poop

I eat cow poop until it makes me sick.

Molly Redecorates the Bedroom

I prefer my garbage in the bedroom. We’ve had 9 yr old Molly for 3 years and she was perfect. Lately garbage fascinates her.

Minty’s first shaming

“I learned how to work the Roomba vacuum and now turn it off when it’s on, and on when it’s off. I can manipulate sophisticated technology, but not come when called. –Minty”

This is Minty, my 2 year old rescue dachshund. She is fiendishly smart and a quick learner–when she wants to be. I anticipate many more dog shamings in her future.

Sorry…

Sorry I puked in your bed. (And on your shirt, too.)

Equal Opportunity Eater

Twinkie eats anything that hits the floor or he can counter surf.

Tyrone the Faker

Note says: I love the Vet so much I fake being hurt just to go. ($200 a visit isn’t that much right?)

I was hungry

And after I fished it out of her mouth, she dove for it and tried to eat it again!

goose chaser

“You may not be able to tell but I’m still wet after my bath! It’s really tiring to run into a pond after a goose!” ~Emmitt “P.S. I also peed on the cat’s scratch post. I’m not sorry”