Dog Shaming

Dogshaming Part 1

20 minutes before the Real Estate Agent came over to give an appraisal of our house.

Snoopy wanted to read too

All I wanted to do was read a book like Mom & Dad. When they got home, they found this 🙁 Guess I’m never getting a Kindle now… 🙁

I pooped on my vet

“Not only did I escape my harness and got hit by a car, but I bit the vet who fixed my leg. And pooped on her. Twice.”

Ramsay does look a little bit sad after pooping on his vet. But, he was on painkillers so it could just be the drugs. He did make a full recovery, though! And, he’s more spoiled than ever.

Expensively disgusting

My name is Penny. I have to eat expensive prescription dog food because I’m allergic to EVERYTHING yet I like to snack on Stink Bugs, dead flies, and my own poop. Do you like my vest?

Spaghetti Thief

I love spaghetti just as much as my owner.

I pooped on the laptop!

Slim is jealous of the attention we give the laptop. When no one was looking he pooped right on top. I think he is proud of himself, not ashamed.

Landry Shaming

Mommy is nice enough to take me for rides… then I FART in the car and make her regret her decision! Love, Landry

I nibbled on the corners of The Dangerous Book For Dogs.

Of all the books laying around the house, I picked “The Dangerous Book for Dogs” to nibble on.

Yummy Samples

I like to eat all of Mommy’s samples -Pepper

This is the second time Pepper has decided to eat my Birchbox samples. She now has good hair, nails, and a nice complexion too.

I am starving and my Mommy won’t feed me! (or so I would like Mommy’s guests to think when they come over for dinner). Chloe is my 2 year old schnauzer. She makes quite a verbal display when I have guests over to eat. They frequently ask me “Do you feed your dog?” She is a bit of a drama queen.