Dog Shaming

I poop at Petco!

Every time I go to Petco, I poop on the floor. Mommy takes me for a walk before we go, but I always save a little extra for our trip 🙂

Hi my name is Toni. I like to take long walks in the yard and not come in when I am called. Afterwards, or for that matter, anytime of the day, I enjoy licking. I lick the couch, I lick the floor, I lick my sisters face, I lick the cushions. My favorite place to lick is mommy’s sheets. I lick them real good so she has to sleep in a wet spot.

The perfect recipe for a girl’s night in!

I celebrated my adoption by stealing a bottle of nail polish, a bottle of nail polish remover, the phone, a book, and a brand new box of tissues (carefully removing each one) and hiding them in my new mom’s bed.

Editor’s note: Congrats on your new adoption! We wish you many years of happiness and many more shames!

I ate the couch cushion

Kensie decided to make the couch more comfortable

Ima bites!

No one will come over because I bite them.

Editor’s note: Maybe it’s time for some training lessons?

Have dog, will travel

I unpacked my mom’s suitcase and made it into a bed, even though I already have three. I am not ashamed. – Princess Nellie

Princess Nellie has a cushy bed in every room of the house, but she decided that my suitcase would be much more comfy, so she threw my neatly packed clothes all over the room and climbed in. Sigh. A Princess will have her way. She is not ashamed.

TV Uh Oh

Finnegan likes to throw his toys around the house. Well he got carried away one day with his plastic jolly ball and threw it at the tv.

“I broke Mommy & Daddy’s flat screen TV by playing ball in the house. I’m only ashamed they took my ball away! -Finnegan Appa (Yes, I throw the ball to myself, I am very talented)”