I eat scented soap but it doesn’t make my poop smell any better.
I Eat Scented Soap

I eat scented soap but it doesn’t make my poop smell any better.
Who needs a welcome mat when you have a ‘Welcome Jack”? Yes, the innocent bystander, Buddy, is sticking his tongue out at Jack!
My 6 lb Chihuahua Migo turns into a rabid Tasmanian Devil when I try to clip his nails. So this time he was swaddled and muzzled! Still took me a half an hour, and afterwards we both needed a nap!
Peed on his brother’s toys when no one was watching
While my girlfriend was out for drinks, I decided to leave Cooper, our 13 week old Boston Terrier puppy, in his play area while I went to play ping ping in the basement with a friend. I guess our couch was a tasty treat for that hour I left him… lesson learned. But how can we possibly get mad at that face?!
For some reason, his brand new pool offended him.
The picture says it all. She looks ashamed but I don’t really think she is.
I’m a 4lb. chihuahua named Guadelupe and I know how to open cabinets.
“I opened a bottle of baby oil & snacked on it.
I am not the least bit constipated!”
Coconut has a ton of toys and chew sticks but she prefers carpets. Especially new carpets.
I DESTROYED my mom’s special book that she had signed by the authors. -Mia
Editor’s note: We felt so bad for Mia’s owner that he contacted the lovely people at Young House Love to see if we couldn’t get them a new signed copy. And they said “OF COURSE!” So a new copy is on their way!