I eat scented soap but it doesn’t make my poop smell any better.
Welcome Jack
Who needs a welcome mat when you have a ‘Welcome Jack”? Yes, the innocent bystander, Buddy, is sticking his tongue out at Jack!
Hannibal Lector Gets His Nails Done
My 6 lb Chihuahua Migo turns into a rabid Tasmanian Devil when I try to clip his nails. So this time he was swaddled and muzzled! Still took me a half an hour, and afterwards we both needed a nap!
I don’t like your toys…
Peed on his brother’s toys when no one was watching
I wanted to play too…
While my girlfriend was out for drinks, I decided to leave Cooper, our 13 week old Boston Terrier puppy, in his play area while I went to play ping ping in the basement with a friend. I guess our couch was a tasty treat for that hour I left him… lesson learned. But how can we possibly get mad at that face?!
Dog Swimming
For some reason, his brand new pool offended him.
Yummy Kindle Charger
The picture says it all. She looks ashamed but I don’t really think she is.
Soft as a baby on the inside
I’m a 4lb. chihuahua named Guadelupe and I know how to open cabinets.
“I opened a bottle of baby oil & snacked on it.
I am not the least bit constipated!”
Carpet eating jerk
Coconut has a ton of toys and chew sticks but she prefers carpets. Especially new carpets.
Destroyed a signed book
I DESTROYED my mom’s special book that she had signed by the authors. -Mia
Editor’s note: We felt so bad for Mia’s owner that he contacted the lovely people at Young House Love to see if we couldn’t get them a new signed copy. And they said “OF COURSE!” So a new copy is on their way!