“Felony” pooped in the tray of the copier. I went to go make a copy and guess what came out? I have no idea how long it had been in there. Disgusting! You can see how she earned her name. It’s a good thing she is absolutely adorable.
Stink Happens
I’m 6 years old and I still choose to take dumps in my mom’s house.
Editor’s note: If your dog is still pooping in the house after six years, maybe you should alter your training methods or ask your vet about it?
A whole box!
This is Laursen, when we popped to the shops for a max of 15 mins we came home to find he had eaten a whole box of biscuits! It wasn’t just that he had eaten the biscuits, he had to get under his bowl stand, push a chair and reach under the back of the chair behind a box to the biscuits to then not damage the box but tip the biscuits out on to the rug and eat them in the space of 15minutes!!!! This is one clever dog!!!
Spunky ain’t so sweet
Spunky is a 10 year old fox terrier who doesn’t appreciate the antics of her new sister! When she was scolded for snapping at the puppy she hid under the bed!
I’m feeling a little blue
Victor got into my backpack and opened a bag of blue corn chip and ate them all. The next couple times we took him for a walk, his leavings had a crunchy coating.
I don’t listen
Beasley only sits here when Daddy is gone. If he hears the garage door open, he quickly moves to an approved resting location. When I tell him to get down, he pretends that he is deaf.
Why can’t I have a pet toad?
Porky managed to pick up and carry home a live toad during his evening walk. We had no idea he had it in his mouth until he spit it out into his sister, Petunia’s, dog bed. I went over to see what he carried home (it’s usually leaves, rocks, sticks) and his “prize” jumped out of the bed and scared me half to death. I caught it before he could pick it up again and let the poor thing go outside. It seemed to have survived it’s Pug Abduction unscathed. Porky was a little irritated at the loss of his catch.
I love bacon
Our dog decided to hunt for bacon in our wall.
All that work…
Peanut Pants is almost 12 years old, so when we had our first baby recently, I wanted to do something nice for her and spent two weeks sourcing Okinawan fabric and sewing this bed for her. She has recently decided that this crusty old toy box made without love is more suitable.
Tomato Bandit
Tariq is a 16 month old husky-retriever mix and crazy about vegetables (seriously). He figured out how to get to a big bowl of vegetables on the kitchen table and gently take one tomato off the vine and sneak away to his bed with it. On one hand, that’s a very bad dog, on another he wasn’t terribly greedy about it!