Buoy turned my Snuggie into the swiss cheese version.
Don’t look at me. It was the puppy!
I didn’t eat Mommy’s cashmere sweater, or roll in the mud, or pass gas, or chew on the baby’s foot every time he wears footie pajamas, or eat the meatloaf off the table, or jump on the UPS delivery man. It was Tiger the puppy that did all that. Not me. I’m an angel.
Love, Echo
Butter eater
I once ate a stick of butter…..and now you can cook with my poop!
Editor’s note: Please be aware that ingesting large quantities of butter could make your dog very sick to his/her stomach. In some cases, it could cause pancreatitis. If you suspect your dog has eaten a lot of butter, please call your vet.
I already told him, this is my bed!
My 2 year old Great Dane, Bruno, thinks he shares the bed only with his mommy. He only chews up my husbands pillows, never mine. Lol.
Spaghetti Thief
“I ate half a plate of mom’s spaghetti when she went to get the mail. I HAVE NO SHAME!! I am a BAD GIRL!!” – Zooey
Miss Hyper
Miss Penny Laneā¦ No matter how obnoxious she is, she is still pretty darn cute!
That magazine was AWFUL!
Wilson would rather read something else…..
I was framed by the neighbor’s cats
I’m Yggam (Maggy spelled backwards). I was accused of pooping in the middle of my neighbor’s bed. I am no longer allowed to visit. I was framed by one, if not all, of their three cats. They pooped on the bed. I shall have my revenge.
That Special Place…
I go potty in the same spot EVERY DAY!! I’m lucky that I’m so cute!
-Moody
Editor’s note: If your dog is peeing in the same place over an over, it’s probably because you haven’t fully cleaned the pee and neutralized the smell. Make sure you clean the carpet VERY thoroughly, with a pet accident cleaner.
St. Francis is Not Amused
“I decapitated the patron saint of animals – Dexter”
Dexter here obviously wasn’t too pleased with our recent decorating ideas.