Sign reads: We need a baby gate here so I don’t tear apart everything in all the trash cans upstairs while my family is out.
Jasmine likes trash cans.
Princess Maggie
Maggie refuses to poop in her own backyard forcing her parents to walk her regardless of gale force winds, pelting rain or blizzards. SPOILED ROTTEN DOG A.K.A. Best dog ever!
The Faces of Stink
Lola and Zoey decided that it was a good idea to try to play with the skunk that wandered in the backyard in the middle of a snow storm. De-skunking two dogs that hate baths at the same time is a nightmare.
Welcome Home!
“I accidently locked myself in the bathroom while my parents were at work and I panicked…” – Mister Biddies
Totally Worth It.
We left the bedroom door open just once while at work. Jones, our 9 month old long haired corgi, was so glad he could help us out by killing our blanket. Well it was described as ‘ice cream’ when we bought it.
Jones also likes socks, tissues, underwear and any mail, junk or otherwise.
Doggie Detention
I was so excited to show mom what I did to her school books when she got home!
Oaty Shame
Someone thought it was a fun idea to take the toilet paper from both toilets in the house.
Never leave that ’til tomorrow which you can doo-doo today.
I rolled in a giant pile of poop and then ate it. my namesake would be proud. xo, Benjamin Franklin.
Begging for food upside down
Wally’s newest trick for begging: staring at you upside down. Eventually, you will break down.
Mommy needed a new couch anyway
My doggie pal Blue and I chewed a big hole in Mommy’s couch, so that she could get a new one. After I made the hole really deep, Blue peed in it.
