A double lock crate doesn’t stop Evie from pawing the locks loose and breaking free and eating all the disgusting food in the kitchen trash bin. When I got home she had a look in her face that read, “Mom I took care of dinner!”
Litter kisses
I eat cat poo and they try to French kiss everyone.
-Ellie
Sorry for your truck…
My name is Quinn and I pooped in Joe’s truck and walked in it. My daddy had the truck detailed.
The bleach incident
Our beagle, Joey, attacked a new, unopened bottle of Clorox that I had just set on the floor. He didn’t get a single drop on him, but the entire gallon spilled down the stairs. Thanks to Joey we now have pink spotted carpet.
My Mom Works From Home
I like to BARK (loudly) at my Mom when she is on important business calls. Then she waves her hands around at me. It is FUN! Tino
Tino is just a pup but has figured out that Mom doesn’t say anything when she is on the phone and he is being naughty. What fun!
Unwelcome Visitor
I entered a stranger’s home through an open garage door. I ran throughout the house barking hysterically and running over furniture as the stranger, who is terrified of dogs, tried to capture me.
Birdsicle anyone?
Trying to defrost a chicken in the sink? Better put a pot over it. With a brick on top. Otherwise Basia will have herself a nice tasty treat. Gizzards, bag, popup timer and all.
Maggie conquers an ostrich
I ripped the legs off this ostrich and pooped them out on the driveway. -Maggie A.
Naughty alarm clock
When you have a new baby, sleep is a precious and fleeting thing- but Lavi, our three year old German Shepherd, makes it very clear she does not approve her Daddy going to work and leaving her behind and promptly awakens the household to inform us of her displeasure.
Shoe Lovers
Kodah & Goldie BOTH love the souls of our shoes….