“I ate moms Chapstick, atleast it was all natural” – Bruno

Which one looks more guilty?

“I ate my vet records AND a stack of post-it notes! Payback for making me go to the vet! NOT sorry!!” – Koda the Siberian Husky

William ate an entire loaf of cinnamon bread from the grocery bag. The saran wrap is by his feet.

My name is Lucky (AKA Senor Aldous Luxley the 1st). I am 9 years old.
I will sniff out cups of tea no matter where they are in the house and drink them dry. Then go back to sit on my ottoman where I attempt to look innocent.

I ate the other half of this $20 bill….and I watched. But I’m a poop eater so there’s still time for me to take part.

Today, I ate a bag of chips, 2 loaves of bread and an apple pie off the kitchen counter. I’m in huge trouble.

Bigsby, the giant house donkey scarfed down half a week’s worth of groceries in the time it took mom to take a shower. He’s a huge (cute) jerk.

My name is Colonel Barkers. I defy the laws of Physics.

My dog’s crate sits in a closet. Last night, he somehow got through the 4 inch gap between the wall and the crate while I was in the room watching Justified. I have no idea how he did it. His torso is 12 inches wide and his waist is 8 inches. He didn’t jump or climb over, because I would have heard that. I had to lift the whole crate out of there to get him out.

My mommy is pregnant and she des not sleep well. I wake her every hour at night to make sure she is okay. Wonder why she is so grumpy.

Every single time we let her on the bed…