“I think that blinds are unnecessary”

The sign reads “I love sparklies.” Fezi is already a serial felon in makeup and jewelry consumption. Her tastes broadened today to include Czech glass beads in white, pink, and gold. It was like Abba in her mouth, I’m sure.

He ate two 2 waffles off the counter and 1 out of the trash!

I am a serial killer. I throw the canaries eggs out of the nest.

Every day when I go to the park, the first thing I do is run to greet Jessica, this morning I lifted my leg and marked her as my territory. I think my mommy is jealous and that’s why she was so mad.

We have a serious trash addiction.

I dug up the garden. Now when the zombie apocalypse comes, my family will STARVE! Love, Cecely.

Today, I ate three socks and half of a rug while Dad slept. I peed on the stairs when Mom got home. (Dad won’t be so lucky.)

He very much enjoyed it.

My name is Mya. I ate my stitches, and my mom and dad had to take me to the emergency vet before a 5 hour trip in the car. We checked into our hotel at 3:00 am and I get to wear this cool cone everyday.