Midnight munchies, couldn’t figure out the brand new fridge door.
Street Treat
Fenway loves to find special treats in the leaves and bushes during his evening walk. We usually have to put the yummy surprise out of his mouth before we know exactly what it is! Yay!!
Ain’t Nobody Gettin’ Between me and “my” Food!
My parents have recently installed a baby gate to keep our elderly cat confined to a safe area of the house. My Tibetan Spaniel does not approve of any barrier between him and filling his belly with mushy cat food. Vinnie has spent most of the last 5 visits whining and crying in front of the baby gate, climbing over it, and trying to eat all the cat food before he gets caught.
Professional Un-Upholsterer for Hire
I ate mom’s couch!
These Boots Were Made for Nomming
After 5 years I still think dad’s cowboy boots are food… They were delicious… Definitely NOT sorry… <3 Bo
Tinfoil Conspiracies Ain’t Stoppin’ me!
This is Dude. He likes to be comfy and the chair just isn’t comfy enough, but the back rest cushion is! He likes to sit on the top of the cushion and totally ruin its form. The tin foil was supposed to be a deterrent for him getting up there, but it obviously isn’t working. Sign reads, “Tin foil doesn’t scare me … I’m a cushion squishing jerk. Dude”
I Fart in Your General Direction
I fart every time I stretch to look out the window. My mom calls it “dog yoga”.
Predictive Text? Try Predictive Bark.
I am such a clever dog. I recognize the music from any advert with cat dog, bear, tiger, wolf etc etc. I bark explosively as soon as the music starts, even before the dog/cat appears. I am obsessed.
I Wanted to Stay in Contact!
Teething is getting expensive.
Why are you Stair-ing at me Like That?
I EAT STAIRS