Ever since Zoot was a puppy he has thoroughly enjoyed humping anyone new he meets, humans not dogs. If I hug someone he joins in and starts humping! Nothing like making a first impression on your new boss by having your dog begin to hump him…

I dragged this through the house including cat poo…

THEN I ATE IT!

Moose ate some of our Caramel Corn and got it stuck. He looks like he’s wearing one of those gold grills gangsters wear. He finally figured out how to get it all down.

“I am afraid of loud noises. Sometimes, my own farts send me running.”

Louie is a very anxious dog. Other than her own farts, she’s also afraid of water splashing on her face when she drinks from her bowl and she gets scared when she has to move from a room with a tiled floor to a room with a wooden floor. A friend refers to her as “the Woody Allen of dogs.”

I got a new puzzle a few weeks ago and got started on it right away. About 2 days later, I caught my loving pooch sniffing around the table so I shooed her away. It takes me a few weeks to finish a puzzle because Im busy, or lazy, but whatever… As I neared the end I quickly realized I was going to be short a few pieces… all said and done, I discovered that she enjoyed 4 pieces….guess she needed the fibre!

This is Sierra. Despite the fact that she has a backyard full of dog toys, she seems to be having trouble discerning her toys from the baby’s toys inside the house.

“I steal bottle nipples and hide them in couch cushions. They are better than rawhides!”

I ate a blue ink cartridge while my dad was coaching a crossfit class. I’m a little ashamed. ~Indy
p.s. I now pee green

He is an angel until you leave him home alone.

“My favorite foods are peanut butter, tuna, and couch.”

Chewie would rather sleep with his mommy and daddy than in his own bed.