I bite the groomer…so now I have to get home haircuts.

Frank is about to go BACK ON CRAIGSLIST!

Editor’s Note: Frank’s owners love this little guy to bits even though he barks at imaginary deer and destroys the couches. Don’t worry, he’ll never end up on craigslist. 🙂

Sneaks into the bathtub to drink old bath water…every day.

This is the second time she’s snooped through my work tote…I forget to take out the snacks and she indulged freely…’ate an entire package of cream cheese.

“I’m terrified of our 6 lb cat and i’m not ashamed!”
Our 20 lb Jack Russell Terrier Dexter is terrified of our new addition to the family; a 6 lb kitten named Ratchet. He’s not sure what to make of the new intrusion in his life and certainly not ready to share the bed!

“Things that need to be washed” -with Samson Sinclair, the Maltese

This little punk loves to gobble things on our walk. Even though we’ve had the “dogs don’t chew gum” talk, he fought hard to keep the tasty morsel. During our struggle to wrestle the gum from his mouth, my phone fell straight through the sewer grate and landed into feet of standing water with a splash.

“Mom didn’t find this until the heat turned on. I don’t know why she was so mad. I thought it smelled good!- Maynard”
We staged with fake poo. The original was quickly removed as the aroma filled the house once the heat kicked on. Maynard got a kick out of watching us react; he has one sick sense of humor.

Katie the basset hound

When I wasn’t looking he put his snout in my yogurt and took a lick.