I’m house sitting for one of my friends and taking care of his English Bulldog, Theodore. What I didn’t realize is that anything left out in the open in the living room is fair game to eat, including my favourite pair of Polarized Oakley’s that are now discontinued.

I ate my mom’s retainer

I keep my alarm clock across the room so I don’t sleep through it. However, my dog Sophie likes to poop on the floor right in front of it to make extra sure that I wake up! She also somehow times this so that it happens only when I need to get up at 4:45.

Piggy Sue runs with the pack… She’s a “dog” with a bit of a difference.

Sonny: “We were staying at a holiday cottage and I got out and chased the owner’s cat. I’m only ashamed because I didn’t catch it.”

Came home to find that Max had eaten 2 (and a half) cupcakes off the counter. Don’t know why he stopped but apparently he had some degree of self control (or couldn’t reach any more). “I only ate 2!”

This is a chair that we gave Zorro when he was a baby so he could be comfortable. He ate it. Today it goes to the dump.

I jump on my Mom’s art chair when I shouldn’t and then whine because I’m too scared to jump down without help. Only sorry for me. – Sophia

Mac ate dirt and grass then puked it up in my office!

He looks contrite but he’d do it again in a heartbeat.