I wake Daddy up with a cold nose to the Buttcrack… at the crack of dawn…

Time to Flip the Mattress!!

Dear dad,
I’m sorry I ate your lesson plan (bread), you may need to have your students calculate the volume minus what I ate. Sorry!

This is Bella. She goes potty every morning! But, when its cold out side, she’d prefer to poop inside in the bathtub!

Coco stole my husband’s package of fresh cherry turnovers off the kitchen counter. We thought they were well out of her reach, but apparently we need to re-think the location of goodies.

My brother in law is a great guitar plater, but I pee in his guitar case. Sorry for that!

-Ozzy

I’m a blanket burrowing freak, but this time…

My 5 year old Dachshund, Sammy, loves to burrow into blankets, but this time he managed to get caught in his daddy’s coat. Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time. Silly, silly boy.

This is Ollie the Olde English Bulldogge. Don’t let this cute puppy face fool you. He ate his bed…chewed the wall…steps… but he is so darn cute you can’t stay mad at him!

Paul and I are foster parents for Hopeful Hearts in Ottawa, Canada. 10-year-old Yoda was removed from a “neglect” situation in Bowling Green, Kentucky.
During the four months we fostered her, she developed trust and confidence. Yoda now struts down ‘her’ street, initiates play and asks for belly rubs. We’ve fallen in love with this sweet old girl and recently adopted her. Our friends and family made it official on our wedding day by paying the adoption fee.
Yoda came along to our wedding photo shoot in the woods and ensured we remembered that she’s the centre of our lives.

Photo Credit: Liz Bradley of elizabeth&jane photography 

In less than 30 seconds, I shredded 5 checks, including Mom’s paycheck and State & Federal tax returns. p.s. I plan to shred this sign later.