I ate my own poop from backyard then burped in mommy’s face 🙁
Taste Tests Prove “Store Brand” just as good as “Name Brand”
No pressure, but GIVE ME ATTENTION
I don’t care if my Mom is working…she should pet me or my nose presses keys in 5, 4, 3, 2…1!
Recycled Artwork
“My mommy was in her studio making art, so I decided to make some art out of ‘recycled’ materials.”
Hey Big Burper!
I burp like a full grown man but demand to be treated like a princess. And I have to burp in mom or dad’s face otherwise it didn’t count.
I have no shame
Love
Mika
Hide and go Poop
I like to play hide and go poop!
-Suzy
Terra the Smuggler
Terra has developed a habit of stealing other dogs toys by smuggling them home in her stomach then puking them up at home.
The Grass Isn’t Always Greener so it Seems
Tumi decided that pooping in the neighbour’s garden was a much better idea than pooping in his own garden. Somehow, his human sister did not agree.
Can Dogs eat Emails?
I met with my favorite and most important customer yesterday and they asked me about an important email I was to send her a few months back. I was able to confirm that I did not send the email. I am fortunate that my customer is understanding and also has a terrific sense of humor.
Remorseless!
Little Stanlee was adopted 3 weeks ago and to show his thanks he ate my best pair of sandals!!! 🙁
Lubricated Insides
Twain hates her mommy for living where “the air hurts your face” so she licked the last of the cure for chapped lips (a.k.a Vaseline) clean and didn’t even act remorseful!
