After numerous groomers and vets tried trimming Porter’s nails my vet sent me home with tranquilizers!!

I ate the car key so Daddy had to make me give it back…

Mom left a carton of delicious eggs out for the neighbors on the porch. She also left me out there. I couldn’t resist. Yum!

I aim for things when I poop in the house. I’m not remotely sorry–I think I’m talented!

Things Gizmo has pooped on/in: vacuum, Matchbox cars, Fisher Price Little People, in numerous shoes, books, in a basket, on a Thomas train track, in a potted plant, and the list goes on and on. She has spectacular aim. I don’t know how she does it!

“I like to howl at trains when I’m outside. I like to howl at trains when I’m inside too…but only when my family is asleep…at 6 a.m.”

Signed:
Kaz, a newly adopted Animal Shelter survivor. 🙂

I always leave my food everywhere!

Jake likes to lick the shower water during and after his humans have washed their bodies. Mmm skin cells…

My cavachon Charlie ran the ColorBlast 5k with me at my university and stole the hearts of everyone there. NOTE: colored powder will NOT come out of dog fur. The groomers judged us…we are not sorry. It was 100% worth it!

Lemur left a swimming surprise for his mom one morning. After finding no other option acceptable, Mom did what she had to do. Mr. Mouse was later escorted outside unharmed but wet. Mom’s pride was the only thing harmed.

“I put a live mouse in our only toilet. Mom had to pee in the tub”

This is Star or as we have begun referring to her “Houdini”, the great escape artist as she seems to be able to magically teleport herself outside a house with completely locked and closed windows and doors. The good news is that with only one eye, the kids on the block love playing with “the pirate”, the bad news is she runs really fast for a little dog.