I knocked her HOT coffee onto her expensive computer (and her lap) causing her to jump up and step on the laptop. I should be in her lap, not a computer!

Roxy pooped in the car today.

I bet they forgave her with puppy-dog eyes like that!

Mom is mad at me because I pawed at the BBQ while she was out, accidentally turning on all 3 burners and hitting the igniter causing the cover and the vinyl fence to melt. She said I’m luck the house didn’t catch on fire. Apparently, I’m also lucky I’m so cute and don’t know any better. Whatever that means.

“I lunge at small children.”

My dog Crispin got ahold of my husband’s wallet and did a job on his 2 credit cards, state ID, and about $42!!! We actually were laughing about it but knew it was worth a good photo! It sucks but these things are replaceable…. This moment Priceless!

I make my mom take me out at 2:30 every night! No matter how much she takes me out before bed.

This our 12 year old Sheltie, Pasey. She digs through garbage cans all day long when no one is looking.

Max tore through a bean bag chair while his family was busy at work. It was a ploy for a new kong.

“I’m terrified of the vacuum… Until I get sleepy. -Georgia”

(Sweeter-than-a-peach) Georgia will completely jump clear over the back of the couch to avoid being near the vacuum. When she gets sleepy, apparently all fear leaves her body and she becomes the victorious conquerer of the evil vacuum.