Tank likes to make a beach oasis in our backyard by dumping out the sand from my 2 year old’s sandbox, then peeing on it!

I may lack Eyes and Opposable Thumbs, but I can still open Cabinet Doors & Eat Garbage. Harry lost his eyes as a pup from Glaucoma. Obviously he still gets around okay.

Barley loves baked goods, despite his wheat allergy. Sadly, this is not the first time he’s eaten cake (or cupcakes, or cookies, or bread) off the counter… Mom should have known better.

I won’t stop jumping!

“I’m scared of the baby”

Darcy knows who’s boss. And it isn’t her.

“I’m not a fan of Frida Kahlo (but I am a jerk). Love, Jefferson” – While we were gone our 2 year old Cairn terrier mix jumped onto the dining table, pulled all of the Frida Kahlo coasters out of a bowl, and chewed up the corners. The coasters were a souvenir from a trip to Mexico City.

Sophie is a very sweet wiener dog who was featured in the dogshaming book that came out a few days ago. Pick it up a copy at your local library, book store, or…if you’re like me and refuse to put pants on on Fridays, you can pick it up from multiple online retailers!

My friend’s adorable Greyhound mix got tangled up in the computer cord, panicked, and took off running, pulling the computer off the table after her and busting the screen. The innocent bystander had nothing to do with it, but looks almost more ashamed than the culprit!

(Thus the reason I’m posting instead of her – her computer is not quite so functional now.)

Our 7 week old puppy pooped down the heater vent. While we were cleaning that up, the OTHER puppy and child pooped in the living room.

I like to bark non-stop at moving clouds.