Heidi decided she was going to try to eat the ” Portal ” as she calls it that the furry thing comes thru ….

Bane hates his leash so much he decided to chew through it. Needless to say walks are on hold until we can find a leash that he can not defeat.

I follow my mom too closely and she trips over me when she turns around. I also love cat poop. Double shame on me.

I stole 2 cupcakes that Mom made. I would have got away with it if I remembered to eat the paper cups as well – JackJack

Diesel just wants to extend a huge thank you for being featured in the Dog Shaming book (page 140)! He is currently celebrating by taking a nice long nap and is looking forward to a gourmet turkey dinner later! He can’t wait to share the news about this awesome book with his friends on Instagram!

I opened the fridge while my mom was out and ate an entire package of roast turkey.

Sounds like a hitman’s alias!

I licked the butter off of Nick’s toast when he wasn’t looking.

My sister tried to steal my avocado my avocado so I bit her…I should be ashamed but I got my avocado.

Editor’s note: Contrary to popular belief, avocados are not toxic to dogs and cats. They are toxic to birds and horses though! (source)

Came home from a flying lesson pleasantly surprised to find that skip had not destroyed anything significant. My bubble of joy was burst when I walked over to his bed to find my Littmann stethoscope in 2+ pieces. “I ate dad’s $200 stethoscope”